Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
Not funny enough for an oscar.
You’re going to hell for that
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
how do you get a nice body without moving
looks in mirror: oh that's why people don't like me
ich will abnehmen man
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Ich steh immer zwischen ‘ab jetzt ess ich nichts mehr und werde dünn’ und ‘Scheiß drauf, ich hab Hunger’.
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